22nd December 2005
Ealing Limericks
Poetry Author: Firecat
Created: 20 December 2004




#1
There was a young lady from Ealing
Whose wrath there was little concealing!
When They said "Close Get Writing"
She soon came out fighting ~
With friends from Wood Lane to Darjeeling.

#2
Young Emily, who lived in Ealing
Would sit upside down on the ceiling.
She said, "You might say
This is strange in some way,
But I find it very appealing!"

#3
There was a young lady of Ealing,
Stepped out in a dress most revealing.
They said "T'would be best
If you ditch the string vest,
And the chest-hair is most unappealing!"

#4
A nasty old bat in Hanwell
Liked making her neighbours unwell.
She banged on their walls
And burst their boy's balls ~
I wish she would go back to hell!

From Word Association:

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who soaked his Nan's teeth in a bucket.
His friend from Laramie
Thought it good for a pee,
And now that man's Nan's got to suck it!