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Breasts


Outline: I wrote this piece a year ago on GetWriting.
Why: Nostalgia
Review: Honest
Breasts
Created: 14 November 2004

God gave me breasts,
They're not much bigger than my brother',
I know He jests,
'Cos one breast's bigger than the other!

Bedford [<16]

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:36 pm]

Thanks for the mammaries Very Happy
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Sammy-Sparkle

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:30 pm]

I was sucked in by the title, FC. Thanks for the chuckle, it's FCin' good stuff.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Firecat

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:04 pm]

Thankyou, boys! Cool
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Bedford [<16]

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:51 pm]

Reviewing breasts is an infinate pleasure...........no nothings infinate except infinity...............but its....well you know what I mean. (How do you know its boys maam.) Very Happy
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Firecat

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:55 pm]

I saw it in a Wonderbra advert; Come up and see me, boys! Shocked
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Firecat

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:57 pm]

(How do you know I'm a girl, sor?) Shocked
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Bedford [<16]

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:01 pm]

Women have such strange names for their breasts....lickle wonders is better than boys................see its self perpetuating..........now entirely against all good sense I am wondering what your breasts look like, genes eh...........see what I mean now I am wondering what you look like in jeans.....man just a dog that pants..now I am wondering what you look like in pants..Now look what you have started I hope your bloody happy with yourself...............now I'm wondering what your self looks like.........Maddened by odd breasts another victory for the female damn these human weaknesses. Very Happy
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Firecat

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:11 pm]

Bunny Drool
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Bedford [<16]

[Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:36 pm]

How do you know I'm a girl, sor................At this point of the game who gives a damn. Shocked
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Sammy-Sparkle

[Tue Nov 15, 2005 4:00 pm]

So where's this pic you promised, FC? Of you in your bra? You promised (halfway up the screen, I seem to remember).
Chick Disco ball Wow Bleep Magic
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Ian Gould

[Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:33 pm]

I have just discoverd your 'breasts' by chance. A well rounded poem displayed to its full advantage and packaged tightly.
Enjoyed greatly. Brought a smile. Shocked Very Happy
Ian
I peeped in before but only now have I overcome my embarassment to comment. Embarassed Thanks for sharing.
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Firecat

[Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:53 pm]

Thanks for that, Ian.
Also for your comments on Approaching 50.
I have been going through a bad patch; your comments are helping pull me through it! Wink Smile Thankyou!
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