THE PERFECT EXPRESS HUT PIZZA.




We're both so bored just sitting here
watching soap's and out of beer
and why on earth's our pizza not delivered ?

We ordered it an hour ago
so there's nothing left for us to do
but wait in for our pizza to be delivered

They claim they're busy on the 'phone
meanwhile we sit here all alone
still wondering if that pizza will ever be delivered ?

Oh great... A knock upon the door
but it's my neighbour, 'Can you move your car ?'
How much longer before that pizza gets delivered ?

We've had enough... We're in the car
the supermarket's not that far
and we won't have to wait a minute more for that pizza to be delivered

The traffic's heavy but we don't care at all
then we had to swerve to avoid some fool
driving on the wrong side of the road with pizzas to be delivered

We heard a crash and then a bang
which was followed by an awful clang
looks like that pizza will never get delivered

But wait... Through the windscreen came our pizza
with bits of 'bike and bits of rider
I guess you could say that pizza finally got delivered

Then my girlfriend's stomach rumbled deep inside her
so we ate both the pizza and the rider
they were delicious... even tho' they were late being delivered

Now we're both stuffed and fit to burst
the buttons popping off our shirts... Charged with cannibalism
and the judge's sentence is about to be delivered

He said he must make the sentence fit the crime
and we must serve some prison time so we were sent down...
For the time it took that pizza to be delivered.