THE SUN READERS HEARTFELT PRAYER.



Dear God
Please bring back laws to protect the people
summary justice, people's courts.
Cut the fingers off all shoplifters
Castrate rapists when they're caught.
Blind perverts with red hot irons
Let us backshoot muggers when they flee,
please make a start to make things better,
hang vandals from the nearest tree.
Exterminate illegal immigrants,
Beat to death those who'd kill or maim
then hold public executions
of those who'd falsify benefit claims.
Cut the arms off all known burglars,
the feet from those who'd steal your car,
garrotte the life from trendy liberals...
(and don't we all know who they are).
Burn to death religious maniacs,
flog schoolgirl mothers through the street,
tear the tongues from lying politicians
to save us from their unctious bleat.
Then make a start on social workers
the apologists for all this crime
send them off to camps and gas the bastards...
Make sure the job's done right this time.
Then declare an open season
on all lowlife aggravating scum
for it's only when they all lie bleeding
will people know the job's been done.
Amen.