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Stevenage Woman (Redneck Woman).

Outline: A Girl named Gretchen Wilson had a hit with a track named Redneck Woman... It just seemed so right to 'adapt' it... Warning. Contains some serious 'attitude'. We don't call the place 'Chavenage' for nothing.
Why: fun
Review: any
STEVENAGE WOMAN.


My boyfriend drives a sports car
when we get drunk down the pub
and when I'm full of reefs and breezers
then we'll drive off to a club.
I'll flirt with all those in there
which really makes my night
'till my boyfriend gets pissed off with me
and then he'll start a fight.
Protest my children's innocence
when they're caught doing wrong
and I know all the words
to all Victoria Beckam's songs
so here's to all my sisters
out in Forster country...
Let me hear a big 'who's he'
from all the Stevenage girls like me ?

Who's he ? (Who's he ?)
Who's he ? (Who's he ?)

I'm a Stevenage woman
my behaviour is deplored.
A good night is on the dance floor
when I'm getting groped and pawed.
I wear mini's, I wear micro's
You can always see my thong,
and I know every word
to every Robbie Williams song.
So here's to all my sisters
who play loose and fancy free,
You can easily catch an s.t.d.
from any Stevenage girls like me

Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (hell yeah)

Mix my foundation with hardcore
If I go out after dark
and I'll always lose my knickers
if I'm down the Leisure Park.
I never use a condom
Can't be bothered with the pill
Just breed more inbred mutant offspring
for the London overspill.
So take a look around your town
and tell me what you see ?
You really won't have to look that far
to find Stevenage girls like me

Hell Yeah...
Author Explanation: My girlfriend and I were coming out of the cinema on the Leisure park and these five drunk girls walked across in front of us... One was heard to say in a very loud voice "I always lose my knickers when we come up here..." From that moment on we both clicked into gear and it was done in a couple of days. Audiences like it... Not necessarily Stevenage audiences tho'... Oh well...
BrianRobertNeal
[Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:25 pm] Watto CR
"How do you stop the problem of Gonorrhoea?
How do you stop it getting out of hand?

Another romantic rose spectacled view of petal strewn Herts suburbia.

Festive greetings,

Brian



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Philip Graham King
[Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:09 am]
Hi Chris

I used to live in Stevenage: it wasn't quite like that when I lived there but then I never frequented it's pubs and nightclubs. But I might have guessed it had all the seeds for a downfall in behaviour.

Just for interest's sake there is actually a Chavenage near where I live in the Cotswolds although ironically it is home to the posh and landed gentry (tweeds and Barbour jackets I would guess) and not upwardly mobile 'chavs' although it is home to a number of 'celebs' namely Liz Hurley (nr. Cirencester) and Kate Moss (apparently).

Anyway I really enjoyed the song lyrics,

Cheers

Phil

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