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Author: Chris Ripple
Started: 22/12/07
Last Edited: never
Published: 22/12/07
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A Pensioner's pride.Outline: I wrote this for my 'Old Man', who hates shopping... Warning. includes very mild swearing. A PENSIONER'S PRIDE
I was eighty two years old last week they gi'me a family party. They all think I'm goin' senile but I'm still a little smartie 'cause I bought myself a hooded top with writing on the back. I wear it all the time when I go out down the local shops or down the 'track. But my Ol' Dutch she don't like it much, thinks I look a proper berk but I bought it 'cause I had this great idea and I know it's gonna work. 'Cause now I'm banned from Bluewater and she still ain't worked out how... Banned from sodding Bluewater... So who you callin' senile now ? Author Explanation: I wrote this for my Father who hates shopping at these places. The ungrateful so and so said, and I quote... " I don't swear, I don't speak like that and I certainly don't refer to your Mother as My Old Dutch..." Apparently he doesn't speak like that. Now that we've got that out of the way, might I please have some 'Artistic License' ? |
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cheers, scarlet 
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